Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Good News/ Bad News

Okay so here it is. Dr. Pathologist...he put his own shoe up his own ass and barked at the WRONG people and opened the flood gates into his swindling tactics. Times have changed dear and you are no longer allowed to swindle money from the poor people to line your pockets nor flex your muscles and make people jump at your command. Corporate says..good bye. Next?? We have the need for a very talented and morally fit pathologist. Ooops..job filled before I finished typing!!! HEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! POW buh bye!

That was the good news. Bad news. I am going to my quiet place to be alone. Please refrain from feeding me chocolate and or any other food for that matter. Food is my drug in my quiet place and it can make me a very large very fat woman again...so please don't feed the sad lady...she bites.

~E